Are you

down with the self-marketplace

where saving face

is the going rate in the social race

where the "Like" button lies

where the standard perfection reflection applies

and the vulnerability liability thrives

performance enhancing distortion romancing

first-last glancing no second-chance dancing

PR prevention of honest intention

don't need an agent to miss rep resent, son

we surround our soft centers with story and song

so how could exaggeration masturbation be wrong?


at least

I'm 8 inches long